Beyonce does FaceTime with a fan during her concert!
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long
I pledge to reblog this every time it shows up on my dash
Where do you even purchase swastika socks
Who do YOU think sent them?
what does this have to do with loki
Brad you listen to me and you listen to me carefully you need to get the fuck out while you still can
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
*reads first book in series* wow I can’t put this book down it is perfectly written and fantastic
*reads second book in series* everything I wanted to happen in the first book is happening now cue plot twist
*reads final book* what the actual fuck